Sometimes I take a moment to think about all the hockey players frolicking about in the sunshine right now, playing with their boats, out on their lakes etc and I’m so happy they’re getting all that fresh air and sunshine
BUT SOON THEY WILL BE HERDED BACK INTO THE ICE DUNGEON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER FOR OUR PLEASURE BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
honestly, I just don’t understand it!! To be fair, I’ve never cared for Carrie Underwood…I always thought she gave off a bitchy “I’m too good for you” vibe but I never really disliked Mike until that tweet in support of the Hobby Lobby decision and that was all I needed!!
Like I said, I hope they have a girl so that maybe it will make him rethink what he supports when it comes to womens’ rights to their bodies…but being of the economic status that they are, they will never be dependent on a minimum wage job, busting ass full-time to get health insurance through their job, only to be denied basic necessities…and because they will never be in that position, nothing will make them understand just how harmful legislation like that really is.
It’s easy to sit back and cite religion and morality over an issue that your privilege will always keep you high above!!
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time
I can’t even handle this right now I’m so happy
Happy 27th birthday to the cutest baby Norwegian hobbit! (x)