selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

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dobbymylindy:

hockeyfortoews:

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tuukkarasksass:

They’re fucking real.

well thenimage

I would eat them.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BE THE TASTE TESTER??

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mason has little hands

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hehehehe I forgot I put on masons glove at the skate zone

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ruinedchildhood:

at da club

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clarkethesharkmacarthur:

this was television gold.

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now taking applicants for someone to text while I’m bored at work

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l0kasenna:

zombres:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”

And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness

He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated. 

I DIDN’T NOTICE THE LITTLE NOD BACK /SCREEEEEEEEE

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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thatfrenchman:

Horns - trailer

So everyone has seen this Horns trailer that was posted over the weekend, right? I’ll be damned if post-Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent is… kind of a badass? 

OMG. Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent.

And scruffy.

YAAAAASSSSS

this seems super schlocky and silly and I cannot wait.

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thegeorgemott:

best butt award goes to josh xoxo

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I’m in love.

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frostwhelp:

eat clean train dirty

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

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It was a weird transition from saying “no problem” to “you’re welcome” on the phone, but people seem to really appreciate that a lot more

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